I'm a bacon lover, as you might have surmised from an earlier excited post about bacon candles. I know I'm not alone in my love for bacon either. Many vegetarians have been defeated by the lure of the porcine product. But while I do love this salty goodess, glistening with grease like a fat man on a hot summer's day, I do feel a little guilty when I indulge.
Enter the ingenious bacon air, a device that allows you to inhale the intoxicating aroma fat free! Sounds like pure nostril heaven...
The comments attached to this article suggest that this may be an April Fool's Day joke, but I can't believe anyone would be so cruel as to joke about bacon. Furthermore, the manufacturers have already several brilliant bacon products on the market, including baconnaise, bacon popcorn and bacon-flavoured lip balm.
Another stellar contribution to humanity. I am not worthy.